I have been writing captions for many years under a series of titles. These were often associated with now defunct Tumblr sites: I’ve had loads over the last decade and Tumblr always finds a way to axe you in the end.

These pages contain selections of the material that appeared on the page. Some you will recognise because they have been reblogged and reposted on other sites.

I hope you enjoy them: leave a comment if you have something to say and please see my Disclaimer page if you find a picture of yours which you would rather wasn’t on show in Candyland. I’ll take it down immediately.